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I frequently get shit from my friends because I am constantly buying and drinking bottled water. I get the same lame lecture about what a waste of money it is and don’t I know that I’m just paying for tap water not something that came straight from a mountain stream? But I’m no dummy! I am an enlightened individual and as such my mind thinks at a level above those who say these things. So please, let me share with you my ode to bottled water…
Your beauty far exceeds that of milk – I can leave you out for long periods of time and yet you do not spoil.
Forget soda! Your lack of carbonation soothes my throat!
When I stick you in the freezer for delayed cold refreshment you never curse me. And when I forget you and leave you there for weeks on end, you do not explode in anger. 
Even when I have used and abused you by devouring every last drop of your delicious moisture, you still befriend me by allowing me to spit my sun flower seeds into your remains.
Let’s not forget the other night, when I chose alcohol over you, you didn’t desert me… nay; instead you became my companion in my musical debut! Sure at first we had only a low pitched hum but when we added a few more bottles we pulled off a shameless rendition of ‘row, row, row your boat’!
And later that evening when I was too drunk to stand… your shatter proof jug protected my unstable hands while your wetness nursed me back to health.
Some may never come to understand the rapport that you and I share; the way you compliment my slothful nature by decreasing my load of dishes in the sink. The way your cap fits my wad of gum so nicely… How sad for these folks, tears I shed for them!
If they only knew how loyal a friend I’ve found in you! 