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*~RockerChic~*: Hey, how are you doing?? Is that your new tattoo?? It's so pretty!! Did it hurt alot??
Adria: Blog girl!!
Leenie: That's a great looking tattoo...I love tattoo's but still only have 1...they are addictive and I really want another one but I don't think Tom likes the idea.....so I have to be happy looking at everyone elses for now. Have a great week
Dawson: No, you're a great sister! I'm the stupid one... I stop by your web page at least once a week and still let your birthday slip right past me without wishing you a happy birthday... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
rex: hello! just dropping by
Leenie: Thinking of you Kayla
Leenie: Hi Kayla...thanks for the visit, hope you and Christian are well....all okay here aside from still being freaked out by Kurtis and his scissor incident...lol. He gets into my makeup...hair products etc....he has his father worried
Leenie: Howdy Kayla...just seeing whats new, hope all is going well and your having a great weekend
Jack C: Your right, people say the way i explain shit with my Yankee accent is even funnier... Not sure if that was a compliment LOL... I hope Christian shoots me an email ill send you guys the newspaper clipping they had on it... Like your man I love this job... Fireman fight what you and I fear.. I dont look to get into a gun fight, Fireman? they look to run into fires .....thats balls
Chris: Thanks Kayla. I've never been the pee in anybodys pants before. :)
cindy: Hi Kayla I was just coming by to say hello
Chris: Kayla, in regards to your commtent on my blog. Yes, I have had to remove potential things that an employer my find questionable.
Dawson: Kayla! You never told me you had a webpage. It's awesome!
Christian: LOVE the picture on that recent post, BTW.
Leenie: Bloody spammers! Hope you are well Kayla....Treasure Troopers sounds interesting I will have to check it out
ellie: Overwrite SPAM! Yeah! Er.. okay...at least kind of push them lower down the scroll space. heh. :P
cindy: spammers suck I thought maybe you could use a good tag
stewiegriffin: Cool site check out mine!
Meka: Hi, just stopping in for a visit, enjoyable as always!
simplesecrets: Thanks for the visit. Stopped by to see yours.. amazing and interesting. Cant remember the last time I had so much fun reading, and laughing.. Take care :P
cindy: Just stopping in to say hello
*~RockerChic~*: Hey, how have yo ubeen? Long time since I've stopped by, but I can't read anything. There are a bunch of images overlaping each other and there's a whole bunch of text doing the same thing. I had to change my layout because it was having problems. I hope everything is going well for you.Take care,*~RockerChic~*
Heather Rose: Hey Kayla! I see you've been invaded by the spam aliens too!!!!
cindy: Thanks for stopping by I hope all is well with you
ellie: I'll post a smirky comment in that kick ass entry when my monster beats yours.. *gulp* :P heh heh
Heather Rose: Hey Kayla! Hope you are having a "kick butt" week!
Leenie: Dropped in to say Hi and see what your up to lately...LOL on the waitress thing, I would have wanted to kick her ass too Hope all is well with you guys
cindy: Power to the Ladies the buff tough ones that is ! LOL
cindy: HAppy Easter!
Spencer: Nothing like seeing some good ol' 8 bit Nintendo sex.
Mike: Ok, I take back my last tag, your current quote is even more loaded....OUCH!
Jezzilin: Cool journal! I love it!
cindy: I have an EAster special go check it out!
beherzt: OMG I love your journal. Awsome
Spencer: If you put the pink batman and japanaporn chic next to each other, I would become extremely lustful over Scooby Doo. Wait. Huh??!

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January 3rd, 2005

8:00 AM

Things to do with condoms!

  • Music: Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!
  • Quote of the Day: Cartman: I've learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you don't have to hang out with a bunch of poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, I'm going home.
  • Love Meter: Lucky 7

Seeing how I enjoy reading self-help books I splurged yesterday and purchased a book titled: “The Bad Girls’ Guide to Getting Personal”  by Cameron Tuttle.  If you haven’t heard of it I highly recommend checking it out.  This book focuses on finding your true ‘bad’ self… now many that know me well would say that I didn’t need any so called help in this department but after reading the book I discovered that I had a lot to learn!  Keep reading for ideas on alternative uses for condoms, as taken from this book, plus a few additional uses of my own…

 

Things to do with… condoms:

(Use brightly colored non-lubricated condoms unless otherwise specified)

 

* Put them on your cat’s feet for Pet Galoshes

* Put one on each of your own feet before showering at the gym or any frat house

* Cut off the tip, snip out two armholes, and make into a mod raincoat for Barbie!

* Lunchbox snack-sacks for carrots, cookies and fruit

* Tie them to the stem of your wine glass at parties so no one will steal your glass

* Anti-theft disposable cell phone case

* Open package, unroll, and drape on seatbacks to reserve your spot in crowded theaters when making a popcorn run

* Sassy garter belt / stash bag for formal events

* Fill two with Jell-O and pack in your bra for a quick cheap-o boob job (If you get lucky, do a quick bait and switch. If you don’t, you’ve got a late night snack for the ride home.)

* Vibrator storage / travel bag

* Fill with Kool-Aid or juice and freeze (Makes a cool and refreshing penis pop!)

* Unroll a lubricated condom over each hand to moisturize hands and cuticles while watching movies at home

 

Kayla Rain’s additional suggested uses:

 

* Stretch over the top of your coffee mug for spill-proof travel

* Tie one around each or your pens at work to deter co-workers from stealing them

* Cut all but the roll / ring off and use as a hair tie

* Fill with jaw breakers or gum balls and use as a neck massager

* Use as a coin purse… that way if anyone ever tries to mug you, you can swing it around and smack them in the face or better yet the groin!

  

Stay tuned for ideas on what to do with panty-liners!!!
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