JESUS ACTION FIGURE

GI JOE:  (into radio) We need air support! We need air support! They got us pinned down.  Over.

KEN on radio) Negative. All aircraft are locked in the toychest. Over.

GI JOE: You don't understand. Captain Action took a direct hit. He's nothing but hinges and melted plastic.

 KEN: Get control of yourself, soldier!

GI JOE: He's still clutching a picture of Barbie in his severed hand with the Kung Fu grip.

KEN: I'm sorry, Joe. We can't help you.

GI JOE: Then nobody can. There's no hope.

VOICE: But there is hope, Joe.

A warm glow fills the foxhole. GI Joe looks up, his face filled with amazement and wonder.

GI JOE: You?! Why you're.... you're...

THE JESUS ACTION FIGURE

Yes, indeed, the Jesus Action Figure is here to bring hope and joy to a world that sorely needs it. Who said that toys have to be silly?  We think they can be saintly, once in a while. 

This plastic figure stands 5" tall and has poseable arms and wheels in the base, so He can glide smoothly wherever He is needed.  The figure comes packaged as shown, with biblical quotes on the back of the package.

We all know that "Blessed are the peacemakers." But in this case, we think the Toymakers are pretty cool, too.

Heroes come in many shapes and sizes... and sexes. This toy celebrates one of the unsung champions of the healthcare industry -- The Male Nurse!

Behold the Male Nurse Action Figure! Though he stands just 5-1/4" tall, he is a giant among hospital workers. He proudly wears a stethoscope and totes a clipboard with a cerebral x-ray on it. 

He's fully pose able, so you can recreate your favorite hospital scenarios. "Barbie needs CPR, STAT!" "Ken needs the paddles, STAT!" "G.I. Joe needs more methadone, STAT!" (If you haven't guessed it, STAT is the only hospital term we know.)

The Male Nurse Action Figure comes in the package shown on the left. So put aside your firemen and Army guys, and get an action figure who's not afraid of anything... even stereotypes. Buy one, STAT!

It starts innocently enough... You find a little kitten on your doorstep and "rescue" it. Then, somehow, another cat comes along, and you take that one in, too. Then another. And another. Before long, you look in the mirror and... OH MY GOD!!! You're a Crazy Cat Lady!!!!

If this doesn't describe you, then you surely know someone who does fit this frightening scenario. 

The people who designed The Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure certainly must know such a person. Because this bizarre toy captures the Cat Lady Phenomenon to a "T."

There she stands -- ratty bathrobe, checked pajama bottoms, headband, wild hair, and a fanatical look on her face. And she's surrounded by six cats that own her heart and soul.

The Crazy Cat Lady stands 5-1/4" tall and can be posed however you like.

Yes, you may be tempted to laugh at the Crazy Cat Lady. But, be warned, one day that Cat Lady may be yourself.