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*~RockerChic~*: Hey, how are you doing?? Is that your new tattoo?? It's so pretty!! Did it hurt alot??
Adria: Blog girl!!
Leenie: That's a great looking tattoo...I love tattoo's but still only have 1...they are addictive and I really want another one but I don't think Tom likes the idea.....so I have to be happy looking at everyone elses for now. Have a great week
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Leenie: Hi Kayla...thanks for the visit, hope you and Christian are well....all okay here aside from still being freaked out by Kurtis and his scissor incident...lol. He gets into my makeup...hair products etc....he has his father worried
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Jack C: Your right, people say the way i explain shit with my Yankee accent is even funnier... Not sure if that was a compliment LOL... I hope Christian shoots me an email ill send you guys the newspaper clipping they had on it... Like your man I love this job... Fireman fight what you and I fear.. I dont look to get into a gun fight, Fireman? they look to run into fires .....thats balls
Chris: Thanks Kayla. I've never been the pee in anybodys pants before. :)
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Chris: Kayla, in regards to your commtent on my blog. Yes, I have had to remove potential things that an employer my find questionable.
Dawson: Kayla! You never told me you had a webpage. It's awesome!
Christian: LOVE the picture on that recent post, BTW.
Leenie: Bloody spammers! Hope you are well Kayla....Treasure Troopers sounds interesting I will have to check it out
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July 9th, 2006

1:10 PM

Why it's best to see the big picture:

Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Your Ex-wife


Dear Ex-wife:

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed,
Rich As Hell and Free!

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